Slaycation Paradise – Achievements Guide to All Sightseeing Locations 1 - steamlists.com

WIP – I am working on putting up screenshots of the map showing the locations for each sightseeing location. I still have a lot to go, so please bear me.

MetaGate E36 (11/11) –

Roulette Wheel

Mumsy didn't raise no gambler! Gambling is more dangerous than violence for a game rating.

Notes left on the Bed

Two handwritten notes were left on the bed. The first one reads: "Hey honey!" It's been a while since you completed Orientation. I'm going to be starting a Tour soon. Take care of the children for me!

The second one says: "Dear Dad, we're bored." Doing some Tours. Love Sally and Billy

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Hotel suites

There are hundreds of hotel suites that can be found through this door. I am also certain that none of them cost less than my 'Cozy Family Cuddler" room.

Hey, mine is still close to the bar!

Bear Arms

Slaycation Paradise Tourists have access to the main supplier of weaponry, defensive devices, and other supplies.

Pharma Co.

Multinational corporation that specializes in chemical product development and pharmaceutical manufacturing. They proudly display an 18-year-old award for 'Best Company'.

Area for medical waiting

This is where people wait to be resurrected. It's an insurance service so it shouldn't be too comfortable.

Suspicious suitcase

The tag on this suitcase reads "Property of Me."

It's hard to believe how long this carousel has been around.

Lost Phone?

Someone has left their phone in the waiting room. Hmm… it looks like they were playing Derpy Fish. They have great taste.

Revivification Pod

It is capable of rebuilding the human body quickly and binding a consciousness to it. It is believed that the technology originated in AE0, an Eden class world.

Portal MetaGate E36

This is the oldest functioning Portal, according to them. It is evident that there have been many decades of maintenance and patch work.

Bear Arms Display

A remarkable array of components. Many of the components are Slaycation-branded "personal safety devices", such as flamethrower fuel containers, turret control servos and Portaling Sickness bags.

Metro Mexicano (7/7 –

Map showing all sightseeing locations

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Luchador Advertisement

It's an advertisement for a Luchador wrestle match that ended years ago.

It seems almost sacred, almost as a relic.

Advertisement for Subway

Ad with a bride-groom, but they appear to be wearing wrestling masks. It is obvious that this world was obsessed with wrestling.

Wrestling Ring

It's an underground wrestling ring. It has a beautiful altar of sacrifice atmosphere thanks to the blood and candles.

It's tax season, mister

Luchador, a business-minded man, is seen working on an abacus. He's probably doing his taxes.

Passage to the surface

You can see the surface world from here — a vast, sunlit land filled with Luchadores engaged in their blood sports. The FPS is incredible, and the graphics truly are AAA.

Cursed Altar

This altar emits a "cursed abyssal deity" vibe, but there's only a train whistle atop.

Ritual Vats

This vat is stuffed with blood, human hearts, as well as an unidentified chemical catalyst. It appears that once defeated, the strongest are offered to one of these vats and the weak take their place, becoming stronger in turn.

New Amsterdam (6/7 –

Please refer to the mini-map in the upper left corner of your screen for the location of the map. Soon, a new map will be created with all the locations marked.

Greasy Gary's

This establishment seems to be promoting dubious quality fried food and even more questionable s*rip shows.

Military Weapons

These weapon crates contain long barbed projectil'es that are specially designed to combat the "plastic menace" of the world.

Launch event for xDoll

The launch of the xDoll global product didn't go according to plan. After the product's unveiling, the enthusiastic applause was abruptly cut short by the CEO who was immediately jumped at it and began to eat them. Stocks fell 18%

Bun-Meat-Bun

The menu looks like a regular burger joint. However, it is suspicious that they have placed quotation marks around the "Special Sauce".

An odd flag

Strangely patriotic… obsessed by s*x… consumer driven society. This is an American founded by the Dutch.

Terra Feralis

WIP is probably the most difficult map for sightseeing

Please refer to the mini-map in the upper left corner of your screen for the location of the map. Soon, a new map will be created with all the locations marked.

The corpse of the Serpent God

A massive skeleton that appears to be half man, half snake. It is hard to imagine what the beast looked like in flesh.

Beach gear

It seems that you are not the only tourist who enjoys the beach!

Diesel Henge

It was a strange collection of vehicles, and it was lit by a large bonfire. This is surely proof of proto-religious worship. It's an absurd art project.

Deified corpse

Another massively sized, snake-like corpse. This one is different and seems to be worshipped.

Beach sign

Hicksville (7/7 –

All marked sightseeing spots on the map

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Redneck parlour

A large ice chest, a grill, 2 chairs, and a selection semi-automatic weaponry…

Although it may not have survived, these yokels were able to weather an Alien invasion with style.

Victory!

It seems that the Aliens are celebrating the victory over the Bovines. It is not clear why they felt this monument' was necessary.

Old Windpump

Aliens seem to enjoy torturing cows.

I'll avenge you, Bessie!

Grain Bins

These grain bins contain corn that will eventually be made into high-fructose corn syrup and contribute to the national obesity/diabetes quota.

The Crater

The only remnant of Kentucky's largest trailer park is this crater. The nation has lost a significant percentage of mullets and monster-truck driving aspirants.

Moonshiners still

A local entrepreneur has started a distillery.

They have written on the side: "The libation Station", which is an unusual level of literacy in the area.

Dead stallion…

Wait, what are your intentions?

No… Stop it!

You will also receive the Not Chuchuk achievement.

Hell