want to be helpful for your team and silently BEATING THAT ♥♥♥♥♥ HEAD??
Well brother this guide is for you, Im BLUEGEAR professional monster wrestler and im here to teach you how to deal with scouts!!
Part 1. get to know your enemy
First and foremost brother.
You wanna deal with scouts?? You gotta know more about them.
The Noises that a ♥♥♥♥♥ makes
We are gonna start with the sounds the scout makes, this will help you to know that a scout is in the room, scouts make a distinctive noise similar to a rattlesnake followed by the sounds of tentacles moving.
Why it’s named scout??
Well dummy, he’s called like that cuse unlike his other lazy brethren this ♥♥♥♥♥ likes to move around the room he’s in, most of the time alone like the lonely weeb this ♥♥♥♥♥ is, but some times there will be some friends around.
Why do you need to kill it as soon as you can??
Well brother, the scout quirck is he can call in an extra wave of enemies plus waking up the damm neighborhood with his loud a*s scream, and getting swarmed it’s a no no brother, also this ♥♥♥♥ has invisibility frames when screaming and a few seconds later, and that is being a coward.
Now that you know the basics of the scunt we can continue to the good ♥♥♥♥
Part 2. The ways of El macho
Now that you know what the scout does brother
It’s time to learn how to deal with it.
First and most important rule when dealing with a scout
If you’re close to it
Or it’s moving (swapping places, and his tentacles are retracted)
And hear me out brother
DO NOT HESITATE
Here’s a story for you brother, there was once a guy named Lalo, he was on D-2 he was in charge of saving the team by getting more ammo, and there was a scout in that room, he had a shot on killing the thing but guess what???
so the scout screamed and all of us died, so don’t be a Lalo and go for the bonk no matter what.
“fight like badasses or die like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥”
-Brick from borderlands 2
The secret Nacho Libre Technique
You now know to not hesitate when dealing with a scout, but now you gotta know how to humiliate it,
Just like any wrestler you gotta assert dominance over it, show it you’re the Alpha male by flashing your light at it, no worries brother this ♥♥♥♥♥ is blind and will not care if you point your light at it (careful if there’s any sleepers around I do not recomend this step) and to be more assertive over it use a high power flashlight
Once you have asserted your dominance over it, you gotta kill them on cool flashy ways, for example:
- Slinging while charging your hammer
- Jumping on top of it and landing a sick charged blow
- placing a sentry next to it and beating it up (warning this might alert the scout try it at your own risk)
- F***KIN SHOOT IT if he’s ALONE DONT THINK TWISE AND POP A CAP ON THE H*NTAI MONSTER!!
I know what you might be thinking “why can’t I just kill it plain and simple??” CUSE ITS NOT FLASHY AND YOU GOTTA IMPRESS, YOU GOTTA FLEX ON YOUR TEAMATES THAT CRY CUSE THEY GOT INFECTED
MY AWNSER TO THAT IS BLOW IT THE F**K UPTHAT WILL GET HIM FOR SURE!!.
Part 3. Conclusion and what should I bring??
Now that I pointed out on how to flex on the thing, you gotta choose your tools and load out to get them and for that brother I have you some builds.
The Alabama cowboy
- Combat shotgun or revolver
- smg or pistol
El Señor Sniper
- smg or assault rifle
- Bring both revolvers
The Child Beater
- Heavy assault rifle
- Burst cannon or Machinegun
And you can bring any piece of equipment you want, Mines, sentry guns, C-foam HELL EVEN THE BIO SCANNER, so you can precisely know where the scout is and plan ahead how to take it out WITH STYLE.
NOW THAT YOU KNOW THIS GO OUT THERE DROP DOWN AND MAKE ME PROUD BROTHER.
YOUR TEAM COUNTS ON YOU AND YOU GOT SCOUTS TO VIOLENTLY BEAT.
ps if you miss and the scout manages to scream there’s no shame on running away, just make sure you save one shot for the loud spaghetti ♥♥♥♥.
KARMA IS A B**CH
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