GTFO – Dealing with scounts 101 – Macho Style

Part 1. get to know your enemy

 
First and foremost brother. 
You wanna deal with scouts?? You gotta know more about them. 
 
The Noises that a ♥♥♥♥♥ makes 
We are gonna start with the sounds the scout makes, this will help you to know that a scout is in the room, scouts make a distinctive noise similar to a rattlesnake followed by the sounds of tentacles moving. 
 
Why it’s named scout??  
Well dummy, he’s called like that cuse unlike his other lazy brethren this ♥♥♥♥♥ likes to move around the room he’s in, most of the time alone like the lonely weeb this ♥♥♥♥♥ is, but some times there will be some friends around. 
 
Why do you need to kill it as soon as you can??  
Well brother, the scout quirck is he can call in an extra wave of enemies plus waking up the damm neighborhood with his loud a*s scream, and getting swarmed it’s a no no brother, also this ♥♥♥♥ has invisibility frames when screaming and a few seconds later, and that is being a coward. 
 
Now that you know the basics of the sc*nt we can continue to the good ♥♥♥♥ 
 
 

Part 2. The ways of El macho

 
Now that you know what the scout does brother 
It’s time to learn how to deal with it. 
 
First and most important rule when dealing with a scout 
If you’re close to it 
Or it’s moving (swapping places, and his tentacles are retracted) 
Do not 
And hear me out brother 
DO NOT 
aight brother 
DO NOT HESITATE 
 
Here’s a story for you brother, there was once a guy named Lalo, he was on D-2 he was in charge of saving the team by getting more ammo, and there was a scout in that room, he had a shot on killing the thing but guess what??? 
 
HE HESITADED 
so the scout screamed and all of us died, so don’t be a Lalo and go for the bonk no matter what. 
 
“fight like bada*ses or die like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥” 
-Brick from borderlands 2 
 
The secret Nacho Libre Technique 
You now know to not hesitate when dealing with a scout, but now you gotta know how to humiliate it, 
 
Just like any wrestler you gotta a*sert dominance over it, show it you’re the Alpha male by flashing your light at it, no worries brother this ♥♥♥♥♥ is blind and will not care if you point your light at it (careful if there’s any sleepers around I do not recomend this step) and to be more a*sertive over it use a high power flashlight 
 
Once you have a*serted your dominance over it, you gotta kill them on cool flashy ways, for example: 

• Slinging while charging your hammer 
• Jumping on top of it and landing a sick charged blow 
• placing a sentry next to it and beating it up (warning this might alert the scout try it at your own risk) 
• F***KIN SHOOT IT if he’s ALONE DONT THINK TWISE AND POP A CAP ON THE H*NTAI MONSTER!!

 
I know what you might be thinking “why can’t I just kill it plain and simple??” CUSE ITS NOT FLASHY AND YOU GOTTA IMPRESS, YOU GOTTA FLEX ON YOUR TEAMATES THAT CRY CUSE THEY GOT INFECTED 
 
MY AWNSER TO THAT IS BLOW IT THE F**K UPTHAT WILL GET HIM FOR SURE!!. 
 
 

Part 3. Conclusion and what should I bring??

 
Now that I pointed out on how to flex on the thing, you gotta choose your tools and load out to get them and for that brother I have you some builds. 
 
The Alabama cowboy 

• Combat shotgun or revolver 
• smg or pistol 
• Mallet

 
El Señor Sniper 

• sniper 
• smg or a*sault rifle 
• Mallet

 
Revolver Tiger 

• Bring both revolvers 
• Mallet

 
The Child Beater 

• Heavy a*sault rifle 
• Burst cannon or Machinegun 
• Mallet

 
And you can bring any piece of equipment you want, Mines, sentry guns, C-foam HELL EVEN THE BIO SCANNER, so you can precisely know where the scout is and plan ahead how to take it out WITH STYLE. 
 
NOW THAT YOU KNOW THIS GO OUT THERE DROP DOWN AND MAKE ME PROUD BROTHER. 
YOUR TEAM COUNTS ON YOU AND YOU GOT SCOUTS TO VIOLENTLY BEAT. 
 
ps if you miss and the scout manages to scream there’s no shame on running away, just make sure you save one shot for the loud spaghetti ♥♥♥♥. 
KARMA IS A B**CH 
 

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