All new achievements separated from old so its easier to tell whats what and wheres where.
 
 

The Achievements

 
Stifling the press
 
Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
 
 
It’s big brain time
 
Have 1 cortex baker.
 
 
Just my imagination
 
Have 50 cortex bakers.
 
 
Now there’s an idea
 
Have 100 cortex bakers.
 
 
The organ that named itself
 
Have 150 cortex bakers.
 
 
Gyrification
 
Have 200 cortex bakers.
 
 
A trademarked portmanteau of ‘imagination’ and ‘engineering’
 
Have 250 cortex bakers.
 
 
Mindfulness
 
Have 300 cortex bakers.
 
 
The 10% myth
 
Have 350 cortex bakers.
 
 
Don’t think about it too hard
 
Have 400 cortex bakers.
 
 
Though fools seldom differ
 
Have 450 cortex bakers.
 
 
Looking kind of dumb
 
Have 500 cortex bakers.
 
 
A beautiful mind
 
Have 550 cortex bakers.
 
 
Cardinal synapses
 
Have 600 cortex bakers.
 
 
Positive thinking
 
Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
 
 
The thought that counts
 
Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
 
 
Unthinkable
 
Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
 
 
Gifted
 
Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
 
 
They moistly come at night
 
Have 650 grandmas.
 
 
It’s grown on you
 
Have 650 farms.
 
 
Don’t let the walls cave in on you
 
Have 650 mines.
 
 
Replaced by robots
 
Have 650 factories.
 
 
Financial prodigy
 
Have 650 banks.
 
 
And I will pray to a big god
 
Have 650 temples.
 
 
Shosple Colupis
 
Have 650 wizard towers.
 
 
False vacuum
 
Have 650 shipments.
 
 
Metallic taste
 
Have 650 alchemy labs.
 
 
Swiss cheese
 
Have 650 portals.
 
 
But the future refused to change
 
Have 650 time machines.
 
 
What’s the dark matter with you
 
Have 650 antimatter condensers.
 
 
Enlightenment
 
Have 650 prisms.
 
 
Never tell me the odds
 
Have 650 chancemakers.
 
 
Blowing an Apollonian gasket
 
Have 650 fractal engines.
 
 
Get with the program
 
Have 650 javascript consoles.
 
 
Lost your cosmic marbles
 
Have 650 idleverses.
 
 
By will alone I set my mind in motion
 
Have 650 cortex bakers.
 
 
Ain’t that a click in the head
 
Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
 
 
Sexcentennial and a half
 
Have at least 650 of everything.
 
 
I am speed
 
Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
 
 
And on and on
 
Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
 
 
Fake it till you bake it
 
Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
 
 
History in the baking
 
Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
 
 
Baby it’s old outside
 
Click one of Santa’s helper grandmas during Christmas season.
 
 
Myriad
 
Own 10,000 buildings.
 
 
Kaizen
 
Purchase 500 upgrades.
 
 
Beyond quality
 
Purchase 600 upgrades.
 
 
Everything happens so much
 
Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
 
 
I’ll rest when I’m dead
 
Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
 
 
What do you get for the baker who has everything
 
Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
 
 
Bottomless pit
 
Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
 
 
All the stars in heaven
 
Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
 
 
 

Other things I felt like i had to type

There has recently been a new update one Cookie Clicker finally and all us grinders are excited for the extra building and 51 new achievements they’re all here (i’m pretty sure)
 
 
Thank you Orteil for finally upgrading your game!
 
 
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