OVERVIEW
I CREATED THIS GUIDE AFTER PLAYING THE VIDEO GAME "AKANE" FOR 73 HOURS STRAIGHT AFTER ACCIDENTALLY QUAD-JUICING AT THE GYM AND GETTING THROWN INTO A ROID RAGE
I BEAT THE GAME AND UNLOCKED ALL THE EQUIPMENT THE VERY FIRST TIME I PLAYED AND HAVE NEVER DIED SO THAT’S A TESTAMENT TO MY SKILL
EVERY OTHER SORRY EXCUSE FOR A BUILD GUIDE ON STEAM FORCES THE PLAYER TO PLAY LIKE A COWARD INSTEAD OF A GIGACHAD WHICH DOESN’T MAKE SENSE BECAUSE AKANE IS MEANT TO BE A CHAD, SHE’S A STUD, SHE’S BALLSY, SHE DON’T TAKE NO ♥♥♥♥ FROM ANYONE, SHE SMOKES HER STOGIE ANYWHERE SHE WANTS, SHE DOESN’T HAVE TO FIND A HIDEOUT PLACE, LIKE YOU!
BASIC TIPS
1. JUICE UP
2. PLAY THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME YOU STUPID SACK OF ♥♥♥♥
LOADOUT
IF YOU DON’T FOLLOW THIS BUILD DIRECTLY HOW IT IS BELOW YOU ARE A VIRGIN LOSER WHO HAS NEVER BROUGHT PLEASURE TO THE LIFE OF ANYONE
THIS LOADOUT IS THE BEST IN THE GAME BECAUSE I USE IT AND YOU SHOULD TOO
KATANA GUN – A TSUNAMI OF BULLETS FLIES IN EVERY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DIRECTION AND MELTS PEOPLE
NANO WATCH – YOU CAN DO YOUR COOL ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MOVE MORE OFTEN
HYPER SHOES – NO CLUE WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ THESE THINGS DO BUT THEY ARE FRESH AS ♥♥♥♥ AND YOU CAN DASH IN THEM
BLACK KATANA – IT’S NOT ACTUALLY THE KATANA IT’S THE CIGARETTES IN A BLACK PACK THAT LOOKS PRETTY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ COOL AND IS BETTER THAN ALL THE OTHER CIGARETTES
REBI – EVERY SWORD BUT THIS ONE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUCKS AND SHOULD NEVER BE USED YOU CAN TURN YOURSELF INTO A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BLENDER AND JUICE YOURSELF UP WITH THE BLOOD OF THESE SCRAWNY TATTOOED ♥♥♥♥♥
DOUBLE BARREL SHOTGUN – THIS IS THE ULTIMATE CHAD GUN BECAUSE IT’S MEANT TO MELT A BUNCH OF PEOPLE AND IT’S ICONIC, NO NEED TO WORRY ABOUT "ACCURACY" OR OTHER LAME AND TECHNICAL VIRGIN TERMS
♥♥♥♥ WHATEVER THE GUY IN THE TUTORIAL SAID BECAUSE HE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DIED LOL SO NO POINT IN TAKING HIS ADVICE
ALL OTHER ITEMS ARE DUMB AND REQUIRE YOU TO DO MORE THAN ONE BUTTON AT A TIME
COMBAT
COMBAT TIPS
1. BLOCKING IS FOR COWARDS THAT PROBABLY FLINCH AND ALWAYS STOOD BEHIND EVERYONE DURING DODGEBALL GAMES JUST RUSH THE GUY WITH THE GUN — UNLESS IT’S THE KATSURO GUY JUST RUN DIAGONALLY TO HIS SHOTS AND HE’LL MISS LOL
2. RUSH TOWARDS ANY ENEMIES ON THE SCREEN BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT A COWARD
3. USE YOUR SPECIAL MOVE WHENEVER YOU START RUNNING OUT OF STAMINA BECAUSE IT INSTANTLY REGENERATES AND THE SPECIAL COOLDOWN IS ONLY 3 SECONDS AND ASIDE FROM TURNING INTO A BLENDER YOU GET A GRENADE EFFECT AND CAN LIQUEFY HUGE GROUPS OF VIRGINS
4. JUST SPAM EVERY DIRECTIONAL WHILE SLASHING SO ENEMIES CAN’T READ YOUR MOVEMENT AND THOSE ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT TRY TO BAIT YOU JUST RUSH YOU INSTEAD
5. DON’T BOTHER USING THE DRAGON SLASH OR WHATEVER THAT STUPID ONE-BAR ATTACK IS, ONLY USE THE DRAGON SLAYER
6. JUST SPAM THE SHOTGUN AT RANDOM IT’LL KILL SOMEONE
7. BASICALLY JUST ATTACK UNTIL YOU CAN’T, SPIN MOVE, AND THEN DO THE SAME EXACT THING SOMETIMES JUST RANDOMLY FIRING OR DRAGON SLAYERING
ENEMIES
LEFT TO RIGHT
YAKUZOS OR SOMETHING – THESE SCRAWNY VIRGINS USE TATTOOS, DYED HAIR, AND CYBER-ENHANCEMENTS TO MAKE UP FOR THEIR LACK OF MUSCLES UNLIKE CHADKANE WHO IS A BUFF WOMAN WHO DOESN’T NEED ANY OF THAT ♥♥♥♥
CHADS – BUFF GUYS YOU CAN ONE SHOT BY DOING A SPIN MOVE DIRECTLY INTO
SHOOTERS – IDK WTF THESE GUYS DO BECAUSE YOU CAN JUST RUSH THEM BEFORE THEY DO WHATEVER THEY DO
SWORD GUYS – THESE GUYS CAN DEFLECT BULLETS SO JUST WAIT UNTIL THEY DO A STUPID SLIDE ATTACK BEFORE KILLING THEM
KATSURO – WANNABE CHAD VIRGIN LOSER THAT HAS CYBERNETICS BECAUSE HE ISN’T SKILLED OR BUFF LIKE CHADKANE HE CAN SHOOT HE CAN SLASH HE CAN DO THE STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SLIDE MOVE BUT THEN HE SPARKLES AND YOU CAN KILL HIM
ACHIEVEMENTS
THE GAME LITERALLY TELLS YOU WHAT TO DO IT’S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE OR SOME OTHER DUMB VIRGIN ♥♥♥♥ JUST FIGURE IT OUT AND DO IT YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOSER
I hope you enjoy the Guide we share about Akane – The Gigachad Build; if you think we forget to add or we should add more information, please let us know via commenting below! See you soon!
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