A walkthrough of three runs that, in sum, will show you all of the alternate conversations (not counting some mistaken order text).
 
 

Introduction

The idea of this guide is to get as much unique dialogue as possible while doing as few runs as possible.
 
 
Note that this is a first draft; the drink and buying information is correct, but the rest isn’t filled in.
 
 
Important note: NEVER serve a Flaming Moai unless the guide specifically says to do so.
 
 
All drink listings follow the format X // Y // Z. X is the drink for the first run, Y is the drink for the second, and Z is the drink for the third.
 
 
If a drink has a (w) following it, it means that it’s wrong for the order. This is intentional–you have to get some orders wrong to access certain dialogue branches.
 
 
 

Day One

GIL
 
Piano Man // Piano Man // Piano Man
 
 
DONOVAN
 
Beer // Beer // Big Beer
 
Big Beer // Big Beer // N/a
 
Big Beer // Big Beer // Beer
 
Big Beer // Big Beer // Beer
 
 
INGRAM
 
Big Gut Punch // Big Gut Punch // Big Brandtini
 
Big Suplex // Big Suplex // Big Brandtini
 
Big Fringe Weaver // Big Fringe Weaver // Big Brandtini
 
 
SEI
 
Moonblast // Moonblast // Moonblast
 
Big Mercuryblast // Big Mercuryblast // Big Mercuryblast
 
Big Mar- Brandtini // Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini
 
 
KIM
 
Flaming Moai (1/1/2/3/5) // Something non-alcoholic // Fringe Weaver
 
Piano Man // Piano Woman // Piano Man
 
Brandtini // Brandtini // Brandtini
 
 
 

Day Two

Buy Mulan Tea and Holo-Plant
 
 
DONOVAN
 
Big Beer // Big Beer // Big Beer
 
Marsblast // Marsblast // Big Beer
 
Big Grizzly Temple // Big Sunshine Cloud // Big Grizzly Temple
 
 
DOROTHY
 
Piano Woman // Piano Woman // Piano Woman
 
Big Moonblast // Big Moonblast // Big Moonblast
 
Big Sunshine Cloud with no karmotrine and a Big Gut Punch // Big Sunshine Cloud with max karmotrine and a Big Gut Punch
 
 
KIRA MIKI
 
Mulan Tea // Mulan Tea // Mulan Tea
 
Big Blue Fairy with max karmotrine // Big Blue Fairy with zero karmotrine // Big Blue Fairy with zero karmotrine
 
Sunshine Cloud with max karmotrine // Big Grizzly Temple // Big Grizzly Temple
 
 
 

Day Three

Buy Your Love is a Drug
 
 
ALMA
 
Normal Bad Touch // Big Bad Touch // Normal Bad Touch
 
Piano Man // Piano Man // Piano Man
 
Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini
 
 
DONOVAN
 
Big Beer // Big Beer // Big Beer
 
Big Beer // Beer // Big Beer
 
 
STELLA
 
Piano Woman // Piano Woman // Piano Woman
 
Piano Man // Anything besides a Piano Man (w) // Piano Man
 
Two Normal Fringe Weavers // Two Big Fringe Weavers // Two Big Fringe Weavers
 
Two Big Blue Fairies// Two Big Blue Fairies // Two Big Blue Fairies
 
 
 

Day Four

ART
 
Gut Punch // Gut Punch // Gut Punch
 
Grizzly Temple // Grizzly Temple // Grizzly Temple
 
 
STREAMING-CHAN
 
Big Bloom Light // Big Bloom Light // Big Bloom Light
 
Big Bad Touch // Anything with zero karmotrine (W) // Anything with zero karmotrine (W)
 
Big Cobalt Velvet // Any bottled // Any bottled
 
 
BETTY AND DEAL
 
Two Normal Beers // Two Normal Beers // Two Normal Beers
 
Two Big Brandtinis // One Big Brandtini and one anything besides a Brandtini (W) // Two Big Brandtinis
 
Two Gut Punches with no karmotrine // Two Gut Punches with max karmotrine // Two Gut Punches
 
 
JAMIE
 
Marsblast // Marsblast // Marsblast
 
Big Beer // Big Beer // Big Beer
 
 
 

Day Five

Buy Joker Cyclone
 
 
DANA
 
Rum // N/a // Rum
 
 
TAYLOR
 
Big Blue Fairy // Big Blue Fairy // Big Blue Fairy
 
Big Beer // Big Beer // Big Beer
 
 
ALMA
 
Big Cobalt Velvet // Big Cobalt Velvet // Big Blue Fairy
 
Rum // Absinthe // Rum
 
Flaming Moai (1/1/2/3/5) // Big Cobalt Velvet // Big Brandtini
 
 
DOROTHY
 
Blue Fairy with zero karmotrine // Blue Fairy with zero karmotrine
 
 
VIRGILIO
 
Big Fluffy Dream with 5 karmotrine // Big Fluffy Dream with 5 karmotrine // Big Fluffy Dream with 5 karmotrine
 
Fedora // Fedora // Fedora
 
 
 

Day Six

JILL
 
Drink 0 beers // Immediately drink 9 beers // immediately drink 12 beers
 
 
 

Day Seven

Buy Cracked Daruma
 
 
BRIAN
 
Big Sugar Rush // Big Sugar Rush // Big Sugar Rush
 
Big Suplex // Big Suplex // Big Suplex
 
 
STELLA
 
Big Beer // Big Beer // Big Beer
 
Big Brandtini // Anything not sweet (W) // Big Brandtini
 
 
ART
 
Zen Star // Big Beer // Zen Star
 
Two Big Bad Touches // Big Fringe Weaver (W) // Two Big Bad Touches
 
Piano Man // Piano Man // Piano Man
 
 
VIRGILIO
 
Big Cobalt Velvet // Big Cobalt Velvet // Big Cobalt Velvet
 
Big Cobalt Velvet // Big Cobalt Velvet // Big Cobalt Velvet
 
 
 

Day Eight

Buy Shoulder Massager
 
 
RAD SHIBA
 
Big Grizzly Temple // Big Grizzly Temple // Big Grizzly Temple
 
Big Fluffy Dream // Big Fluffy Dream // Big Fluffy Dream
 
 
SEI
 
Big Blue Fairy with zero karmotrine // Big Blue Fairy with zero karmotrine // Big Blue Fairy with zero karmotrine
 
Big Blue Fairy with zero karmotrine // Bleeding Jane // Big Blue Fairy with zero karmotrine
 
 
JAMIE
 
Big Gut Punch // Big Gut Punch // Big Gut Punch
 
Marsblast // Marsblast // Marsblast
 
Big Beer // Big Beer // Big Beer
 
 
INGRAM
 
Bleeding Jane // Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini
 
Zen Star // Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini
 
 
 

Day Nine

Buy Beer on Discount
 
 
NORMA
 
Anything non-alcoholic // Anything alcoholic // Anything
 
 
MARIO
 
Piano Woman // Marsblast // Piano Woman
 
Big Moonblast // Big Gut Punch // Big Moonblast
 
Big Fringe Weaver // Big Fringe Weaver // Big Fringe Weaver
 
 
DOROTHY
 
Big Bleeding Jane // Piano Woman // Piano Woman
 
Big Blue Fairy with zero karmotrine // Big Blue Fairy with max karmotrine // Big Blue Fairy
 
Big Cobalt Velvet // Big Cobalt Velvet // Big Cobalt Velvet
 
 
GIL
 
Big Beer // Big Beer // Big Beer
 
 
 

Day Ten

Buy Cutesy Game Poster
 
 
VIRGILIO
 
Big Sparkle Star // Big Sparkle Star // Big Sparkle Star
 
Big Bad Touch // Big Bad Touch // Big Bad Touch
 
Big Beer // Any bottled // Big Beer
 
 
SEI
 
Big Sunshine Cloud with zero karmotrine // Big Sunshine Cloud with zero karmotrine // Big Cobalt Velvet
 
 
STELLA
 
Normal Brandtini // Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini
 
Two Big Bloom Lights // Two Big Bloom Lights // Two Big Bloom Lights
 
Two Big Beers // Two Big Beers // N/a
 
 
KIM
 
Big Sunshine Cloud // Big Sunshine Cloud // Big Sunshine Cloud
 
Big Cobalt Velvet // Big Cobalt Velvet // Big Cobalt Velvet
 
Any bottled // Any bottled // Any bottled
 
 
 

Day Eleven

Buy Megachristmas Tree
 
 
NACHO
 
Crevice Spike // Big Grizzly Temple // Big Grizzly Temple
 
 
BETTY AND DEAL
 
Big Beer // Anything besides Beer // Big Beer
 
A Big Fringe Weaver and a Big Bloom Light // A Big Fringe Weaver and anything besides a Bloom Light // A Big Fringe Weaver and a Big Bloom Light
 
 
ALMA
 
Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini
 
Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini
 
Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini // Big Bloom Light
 
 
JILL
 
Anything // Anything // Bloom Light
 
Anything // Anything // Anything
 
 
 

Day Twelve

COSPLAYERS
 
Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini
 
Big Fluffy Dream // Normal Fluffy Dream with max karmotrine // Big Fluffy Dream
 
 
DOROTHY
 
Piano Woman // Sugar Rush // Piano Woman
 
Big Brandtini // Big Blue Fairy // Big Brandtini
 
 
SEI
 
Piano Woman // Piano Woman // Piano Woman
 
Big Blue Fairy with zero karmotrine // Anything alcoholic // Big Blue Fairy with zero karmotrine
 
 
ART
 
Big Suplex // Big Suplex // Big Suplex
 
Big Cobalt Velvet // Big Cobalt Velvet // Big Cobalt Velvet
 
 
 

Day Thirteen

The exception to the three run completion (wrong drinks aside) is the party on Day Thirteen, during which you play Truth or Dare. The best way to see all of these is to make a save at the beginning of the day, then play through it multiple times.
 
 
 

Day Fourteen

Buy Alex Figurine
 
 
VIRGILIO
 
Big Bleeding Jane // Anything besides a Bleeding Jane (w) // Big Bleeding Jane
 
Big Bloom Light // Big Bloom Light // Big Bloom Light
 
Big Grizzly Temple // Big Grizzly Temple // Big Grizzly Temple
 
 
ART
 
Big Gut Punch // Big Gut Punch // Anything besides a Gut Punch (w)
 
Big Fringe Weaver // Big Fringe Weaver // Anything besides a Fringe Weaver (w)
 
 
LEXI/KIM
 
Big Fringe Weaver // Big Beer
 
Big Sugar Rush // Big Sugar Rush
 
N/a // Big Cobalt Velvet // Big Cobalt Velvet
 
 
 

Day Fifteen

Buy movie poster
 
 
STELLA
 
Big Cobalt Velvet // Big Cobalt Velvet // Big Cobalt Velvet
 
Piano Woman // Piano Woman // Piano Woman
 
Two Big Beers // One Big Beer and one anything besides Beer // Two Big Beers
 
 
SEI
 
Big Cobalt Velvet // Big Cobalt Velvet // Big Cobalt Velvet
 
Big Cobalt Velvet // Big Cobalt Velvet // Big Cobalt Velvet
 
 
DOROTHY
 
Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini
 
Anything // Anything // Anything
 
 
MARIO
 
Big Sunshine Cloud with max karmotrine // Big Sunshine Cloud with zero karmotrine // Big Sunshine Cloud
 
Piano Woman // Piano Woman // Piano Woman
 
 
 

Day Sixteen

Buy Maneki Neko
 
 
Marsblast // Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini
 
Big Suplex // Big Fringe Weaver // Big Brandtini
 
Big Gut Punch // Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini
 
 
ALMA
 
Big Bad Touch // Big Bad Touch // Big Bad Touch
 
Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini
 
Big Beer // Big Beer // Big Beer
 
 
GIL
 
Big Bleeding Jane // Big Bleeding Jane // Big Bleeding Jane
 
Big Beer // Big Beer // Big Beer
 
 
DOROTHY
 
Big Fluffy Dream // Big Fluffy Dream // Big Fluffy Dream
 
 
TOMCAT/N/a
 
Big Brandtini // N/a // N/a
 
Zen Star // N/a // N/a
 
 
 

Day Seventeen

Buy Kira Miki Poster
 
Run 2 only: Buy enough stuff (including nanocam) that you don’t have money for rent
 
 
DONOVAN
 
Big Beer // Big Beer // Big Beer
 
Big Beer // Big Beer // Big Beer
 
Big Piledriver // Big Piledriver // Big Piledriver
 
 
KIRA MIKI
 
Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini
 
Mulan Tea // Mulan Tea // Big Sunshine Cloud
 
 
STELLA
 
Big Bleeding Jane // Big Bleeding Jane // Big Bleeding Jane
 
Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini
 
Make but DO NOT SERVE a Flaming Moai (1/1/2/3/5), then reset and make a normal Beer // Big Bleeding Jane // Big Bleeding Jane
 
 
JESS/ALMA
 
Big Sugar Rush // Big Cobalt Velvet // Big Cobalt Velvet
 
Big Brandtini // Big Sugar Rush // Big Sugar Rush
 
N/a // Big Beer // Big Beer
 
 
 

Day Eighteen

BETTY AND DEAL
 
Big Beer // Big Beer // Big Beer
 
A Big Bloom Light and a Big Blue Fairy with zero karmotrine // A Big Bloom Light and a Big Blue Fairy with zero karmotrine // A Big Bloom Light and a Big Blue Fairy with zero karmotrine
 
A Piano Man and a Piano Woman // A Piano Man and a Piano Woman // A Piano Man and a Piano Woman
 
 
STREAMING-CHAN
 
Big Bloom Light // Big Bloom Light // Big Bloom Light
 
Big Moonblast // Big Moonblast // Big Moonblast
 
 
DOROTHY
 
Big Gut Punch // Big Gut Punch // Big Gut Punch
 
Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini // Big Brandtini
 
Big Sugar Rush // Big Sugar Rush // Big Sugar Rush
 
 
STREAMING-CHAN
 
Big Sugar Rush // Anything besides a Sugar Rush (w) // Big Sugar Rush
 
Two Big Beers // Two Big Beers // Two Big Beers
 
 
 

Day 19

Buy as much as you can
 
 
Gabby
 
Anything sweet and alcoholic // Anything sweet and alcoholic // Anything sweet and alcoholic
 
 
 

New Game+ and Other Achievements

These three runs will get you most of what you need, especially if you buy everything during run 2.
 
 
Put achievement stuff here
 
 
Put prologue and Anna stuff here
 
 

 
 
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