Lo Wang’s quotes from Shadow Warrior 3! Funny as always
 
Posted them in order of when he says them ingame! Enjoy!
 
 

Can’t get enough of the Wang? Check here his quotes from SW3:

– Time for this scaly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to kick the bucket!
 
 
– Sorry! I can’t hear you through the sound of how awesome I am!
 
 
– Come for the Wang – go out with a bang… Get it together, Wang! Really have to up your one-liner game. A lot of competition right now.
 
 
– That is one big-a*s eyeball!
 
 
– ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! I should have brought a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ parachuuuuuuuuute!
 
 
– When this is over, and that Dragon is toast, I am done with this macho ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I’m gonna open a comic book store with a dispensary in the back!
 
 
– That’s what you get for making fun of my hair! Yeah, I’ve heard it!
 
 
– That’s right! The Wang is back and better than ever! Deal with it!
 
 
– THE ZILLIANS ARE ALL GONE!
 
 
– I think I lost my mojo.
 
 
– Is that a body part you need?
 
 
– Chopping demons to pieces is one thing I ain’t ever get tired of!
 
 
– That wasn’t the plaaaaaan! I was supposed to wiiiiin!
 
 
– ♥♥♥♥ it. I’m in you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
 
 
– So, what I’m saying is that if it has two legs, technically it is a wyvern, NOT a Dragon.
 
 
– I might be getting facts from comic books, but no one said knowledge can’t be fun – you’re just too old to get it.
 
 
– The older the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, the louder the toots.
 
 
– Kill a Dragon as big as a mountain with a Halloween mask? Damn right. Personally I’d rather have a battle cruiser with photon torpedoes.
 
 
– From my experience, magical objects never do what’s on the label.
 
 
– I told you not to mess with the magic!
 
 
– Everything bad that happens, happens because some moron messes with the magic.
 
 
– You made some pretty poor choices along the way, man. And now you’re dead.
 
 
– Does whatever a spider can!
 
 
– Yabadabadoo!
 
 
– Why don’t you slip into something more comfortable! Like a coma!
 
 
– It’s raining… demons? Hallelujah! It’s raining demons, hey, hey, hey!
 
 
– What the ♥♥♥♥? Did she just summon a trash panda? Hey! Hey! Come back here you little ♥♥♥♥!
 
 
– You’ve got a face only a mother could love.
 
 
– You sound just like my therapist.
 
 
– I said-a hip, hop, the hippie: To the hip hip hop-a you don’t stop the rock; It to the bang bang boogie, say up jump the boogie’ To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
 
 
– What time is it? Time for a Yokai to go BOOM!
 
 
– Where’s that freaking racoon? I’m gonna turn you into a sock puppet. My hand, straight up your a*s. You hear me?!
 
 
– This is what I call a Power Point presentation! I point – you die!
 
 
– That’s what she said!
 
 
– Another douchebag bites the dust!
 
 
– There. Finding the off button took waaaay too long.
 
 
– Too close, man. Too close.
 
 
– Who wants some WANG!
 
 
– This is how I open doors. Why do you care how I open doors?!
 
 
– After you, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
 
 
– Maybe you were struck by a ray of my awesomeness?
 
 
– Of course, stealing from a baby is wrong, and two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights always make a left, right?
 
 
– Gotta be extra careful here. Ninja style.
 
 
– Ouch! Cramp, cramp, cramp!
 
 
– I don’t know.. Some chickens still run around after you cut their head off.
 
 
– ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, that is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up!
 
 
– That giant ♥♥♥♥ slapped us around pretty good!
 
 
– Okay, heads are not supposed to do that.
 
 
– Anyone who’s played a video game in the last ten years gets it.
 
 
– And screw you! (beat) get it? Cause of that thing on your head that…myeh…nevermind.
 
 
– Been there, brother. Crack one joke at a weird-a*s lady witch and suddenly you’re toast. “Unprofessional, disrespectful, and difficult to work with”.
 
 
– My metal detector says you’re worth nothing.
 
 
– Woah… look at that. Looks like a Micheal Bay movie!
 
 
– ♥♥♥♥ yeah! Woohoo! You did it, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! You did it!
 
 
– OoooOOoooOOo! King of the jungle, baby! Yeah!
 
 
– Well, that’s not Santa coming to town…
 
 
– It makes me so angry and I hate being angry. For one thing it makes my hair fall out and I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ grew it back!
 
 
– I’m only here because of you. You’re my last friend. My only friend. And if you can’t save the people you care about, what’s the point of saving anything?
 
 
– Massive ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Dragon.
 
 
– OK, you little runt! You might be the cutest bomb ever, but you need to move your tail. The fate of the world is in your creepy little hands..
 
 
– Be a good raccoon, make it like Bruce Lee, enter the dragon and blow your adorable a*s up.
 
 
– I used to be like you. Adorable, naive, bendy. But then that scaly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stole my mojo.
 
 
– This was a huuuuuuge mistaaaake!!!
 
 
– Hey, trash panda. Since I’m pretty fast and you’re pretty furry, maybe we should call ourselves the fast and furry–ous.
 
 
– YIPEEKAYAAAAY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! It was JUST LIKE DIE HARD!
 
 
– How many holes did you start with?
 
 
– I do wonder what happens to spirit animals like yourself after you’ve been blown to smithereens. Do you hang out in the heavens to be reborn as a crow, or a bear, or some kind of bug?
 
Because being a bug would suck. When you’re not flying up people’s noses, or getting stepped on, you’re getting your a*s smeared across somebody’s windshield.
 
 
– Hey don’t take it out on me, it was your mama who decided to turn you into an improvised explosive device. Guess you’re not her fravorite after all.
 
 
– Don’t try this at home, kids!
 
 
– God, I hate its stupid face. Stupid dragon makes me chase it all over hell and gone. Face me like a man, you scaly ♥♥♥♥!
 
 
– We’re all behind you pal. Every step of the way. Except for, you know, that last one…
 
 
– You’re going to be a legend, buddy! They might even turn you into an action figure.
 
 
– Alright, you fuzzy little creep, it’s showtime!
 
 
– Oh, hell, no…
 
 
– Has the fat lady sung yet? I don’t think so. We can still do this.
 
 
– Houston, we’ve GOT A PROBLEEEEEM!!!
 
 
– Focus, Wang! You’ve survived worse than this. Well, maybe not worse than that. Or this. Or THAT!
 
 
– You’re a ninja, Wang. A ninja! A hero! A warrior with a killer six pack and butt you can bounce quarters off of.
 
 
– Let me teach you something about humanity. Lesson 1. Hope. You don’t ever want to lose it… Lesson 2. Don’t be an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
 
 
– I’m gonna get you this time, you second rate… what’s-his-face.. that hobbit Dragon! Jeez! What the ♥♥♥♥ was his name?!
 
 
– HQ? Yeah, me Lo Wang. I’m on the Dragon’s back and operation Murder This Ugly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is on!
 
 
– Zap! Zap! Pew! Pew! I just killed the ♥♥♥♥ out of you!
 
 
– You’re the weirdest thing I’ve dipped my sword into. (beat) And I’ve been to Burning Man.
 
 
– Slicing and dicing, chopping and bopping! Someone else will have to do the mopping.
 
 
– Motherfu– I hate those freaking demons!
 
 
– OK, guys! I’m gonna do something really stupid! But I want you to remember it as something really brave! You got that?!
 
 
– Hello! My name’s Lo Wang and I’ll be your new dentist!
 
 
– You gave it your best. And totally blew it. But that’s okay. I’m here now.
 
 
– Time to get my mojo back.
 
 
– Woah… that’s the heart. Look at the size of that sucker! And I didn’t think this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ had one! Time to break it!
 
 
– Aquarium, this is Big Fish. Do you read?
 
 
– It’s ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disgusting in here!
 
 
– That smell… Oh ♥♥♥♥, am I closing in on the Dragon’s butthole? I sure hell hope not!
 
 
– Lo Wang’s survival guide, Tip 234. If you don’t know what it is – shoot it!
 
 
– Okay, Wang, using a giant laser to take out a dragon from the inside might sound insane, but it’s been a crazy couple of weeks and maybe I just need to get crazy!
 
 
– Hippety hoppety, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
 
 
– Ok, you freak. It’s sashimi time!

 
 

 
 
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