introduction
alright so you want to commit a crime in your brand new game you got for basically free
step 1 is to pick what type of crime you want to commit, obviously
step 2 (optional) turn yourself into the police
step 3 win
homicide
ok so the crime you chose was homicide, i mean who doesnt wanna commit homicide anyway right
heres how you do it
Step 1: find a person to kill
alright i dont have many people that come around me because everyone in my city has a restraining order against me so we will pretend that my jail cell is a house and the guy im threatening is the homeowner
Step 2: kill them
sounds pretty easy, right? w r o n g because the neighbors will hear you and call the cops, and you dont want that
alright so theres a bunch of ways to stop your neighbor from calling the cops but ill divide it into two sections
killing them:
alright so youre a bad person and wanna kill your neighbor, but what do you do? well theres many ways to end their life but i just chose to kick down their door guns blazing and shoot them
not killing them:
alright so youre a “good” person and dont wanna kill your neighbor, but what do you do? well theres many ways to spare their life but i just chose to use a silencer on my deagle so none of the other neighbors hear the gunshot
and thats how you get away (or dont) with homicide
no no touching
no
genocide
hi this is gonna be real easy to commit genocide
Step 1: put on a mask so people dont know your identity
Step 2: go to a place with a lot of people
Step 3: perch on a nearby building
Step 4: light it up
Step 5: get away
conclusion
and thats how you commit illegal
stay tuned for part 2: electric boogaloo coming to a store near you
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