Being a D*K – Affinity and Major Choices + Status
Hey there, fellow gamers! If you’ve been diving into the world of “Being a D.I.K.”, you know how tricky it can be to navigate all those choices and keep track of your status. Don’t worry, I’ve got your back. Let’s break down everything you need to know about affinity, major choices, and status in this awesome game.
Quick Answer: Understanding Affinity and Status
In “Being a D.I.K.”, your choices shape two key factors: affinity and status. Affinity reflects your overall decision-making direction (D.I.K., Neutral, or Chick), while status shows how other characters see you, ranging from Massive D.I.K. to Massive Chick. Your affinity impacts your possible status range, so choose wisely!
The Nitty-Gritty of Status
Alright, let’s talk status. It’s all about how the other characters in the game see you. Your status can change based on the choices you make throughout the game. Here’s a breakdown of the status levels:
| Score Range | Status |
|---|---|
| 15 to 20 | Massive D.I.K. |
| 10 to 14 | Huge D.I.K. |
| 5 to 9 | D.I.K. |
| -4 to 4 | Neutral |
| -9 to -5 | Chick |
| -14 to -10 | Huge Chick |
| -20 to -15 | Massive Chick |
Your status doesn’t change right away with every little thing you do. Instead, it updates at specific points in the game, usually during free roam scenes. The game will let you know when your status changes, so keep an eye out for those notifications!
Affinity: The Big Picture
Now, let’s talk about affinity. Think of it as the overall direction of your major choices in the game. It’s not just about individual decisions, but the big picture of how you’re playing. Here’s the scoop:
- Affinity Types: You’ve got three options – D.I.K., Neutral, and Chick.
- How It Changes: After each major choice, the game recalculates your affinity. It’s based on the difference between your D.I.K. and Chick choices.
- Permanent Affinity: Once you reach a permanent affinity, your status and affinity will need to line up. But until then, you’ve got some wiggle room.
Here’s a little personal story: In my first playthrough, I was aiming for a Neutral affinity. I thought I was doing great, balancing my choices perfectly. But then I realized I’d made one too many D.I.K. choices without noticing, and suddenly found myself locked into a D.I.K. affinity! It totally changed how some characters interacted with me. So, trust me, keeping track of your affinity is super important!
Major Choices: The Game Changers
Alright, let’s get into the big decisions that can really shake things up in your game. These are the choices that’ll have the biggest impact on your status and affinity:
- Fight Troy (Episode 1, page 40)
- Quinn’s Restaurant (Episode 1, page 45)
- Steve in the Mini-mart (Episode 2, page 60)
- Fight the Alphas or Run (Episode 2, page 62)
- Party at the Pink Rose (Episode 3, page 80)
- Jade (Episode 3, page 84)
- Smoke and Have Fun with Quinn (Episode 4, page 113)
- Fight Caleb (Episode 5, page 13 – but only if you fought the Alphas in Episode 2)
- Punch Tybalt (Episode 5, page 23)
- Fight Tommy (Episode 6, page 38)
- Use Tommy’s Fake ID at McAllens Bar (Episode 6, page 64)
- Pink Rose or Elderly Home (Episode 7, page 70)
- Make the Alphas Leave the HOT’s Party (Episode 7, page 78)
- Derek’s Revenge (Episode 8, page 108)
- Cheating at the Midterms (Episode 8, page 116)
Some Tips to Keep in Mind:
- Bella’s not a fan of violence, so beating up Troy might not be the best move if you’re trying to win her over.
- If you’re going for a Neutral or D.I.K. path, you might want to accept invitations from the HOT sorority girls. Trust me, it leads to some interesting scenes!
- Remember, if you don’t fight the Alphas in Episode 2, you won’t get the chance to fight Caleb in Episode 5.
- Jill and Bella aren’t too happy if you decide to punch Tybalt. Keep that in mind if you’re trying to impress them.
- Once you’ve consistently chosen a major path, you’ll hit a permanent affinity. After that, you’ll start seeing more Neutral options pop up.
The Neutral Path: Walking the Tightrope
If you’re aiming for a Neutral playthrough (which is great if you’re into Bella), here’s what you need to know:
- Neutral Affinity at End of Season 2: Try to balance your D.I.K. and Chick choices by the end of Season 2. If you nail it, you’ll get the cool Yin and Yang achievement!
- Always Neutral Affinity: To stay Neutral, you’ll need to alternate between D.I.K. and Chick choices. If you make two choices in the same direction, you’ll tip out of the Neutral zone.
- Neutral Affinity and Status from Start to End: This is tough and takes some serious planning. You’ll need to really understand what affects your status to pull this off.
Going to the Extremes: D.I.K. and Chick Paths
Maybe you’re not interested in walking the middle road. Let’s talk about what happens when you go all-in on either the D.I.K. or Chick path.
The Chick Path
If you’re all about being a good guy, the Chick path might be for you. It’s great for building relationships with Jill, Bella, Josy, and Maya. But don’t think being nice means you can’t win – you can still beat Derek in “Hell Week”! One tip: save your money for the mansion instead of splurging on the VIP pass. It’s not as useful on this path.
The D.I.K. Path
Now, if you want to live life on the wild side, the D.I.K. path is calling your name. This route unlocks the most… let’s say “adult” scenes in the game. It’s perfect if you’re into Sage, Quinn, or the HOT sorority girls. Definitely grab that VIP pass on this path. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try to hit Massive D.I.K. status – you’ll unlock a special “Your Majesty” achievement!
Wrapping It Up
Whew! That’s a lot to take in, right? But don’t stress too much. Remember, the most important thing is to have fun with the game. Whether you’re aiming for a specific path or just going with your gut, each playthrough of “Being a D.I.K.” is a unique experience.
I hope this guide helps you navigate the twists and turns of the game. If you’ve got any questions or want to share your own experiences, drop a comment below. Just keep it clean, folks – any inappropriate comments or links will be deleted faster than you can say “D.I.K.”!
Now get out there and start making those choices. Your adventure in “Being a D.I.K.” awaits!
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