Possible achievements

There are 5 different endings available:

GAME OVER
This happens when the lovebar reaches 0. (There is no achievement for this.)

A NARROW ESCAPE
The lovebar ends up somewhere in the middle, but your song is not strong enough to seduce Valcuzar.

A LITTLE KISSY
You have enough lovepoints to seduce Valcuzar and accept him.

THE GOOD GUYS
You have enough lovepoints to seduce Valcuzar, but reject him.

A NEW ADVENTURE
The lovebar is maxed out, you seduced Valcuzar, and now you also seduced your crush in the real world.

Walkthough

Answers with a ‘/’ don’t matter. I wrote the shortest option behind it.
Please refer to the “Seducing Answers” section to control the lovebar.

Start a new game:

1. / (Psh, nah. I’m a tabletop expert.)
2. /
3. /
4. /
5. /

I recommend saving after this. I’ll call this save #1.

A NARROW ESCAPE

Just make sure you get some answers wrong, so you end up somewhere in the middle of the lovebar.
To give you an idea, this is still okay:

THE GOOD GUYS

Load save #1 or start a new game with an (almost) maxed lovebar.
Seduce Valcuzar (doesn’t matter if the loverbar is maxed out or not).
I recommend just maxing the lovebar out and creating save #2 after you’ve played the song.
Then reject Vulcuzar by choosing the following after the fight:

• BAHAHAHAHAHA no

A LITTLE KISSY

Load save #2 or start a new game with an (almost) maxed out lovebar.
Then choose:

• Vulcuzar, I thought you’d never ask

A NEW ADVENTURE

Progress from A LITTLE KISSY, load save #2 or start a new game with a maxed out lovebar.

• (Vulcuzar, I thought you’d never ask)
• Thanks for running the game today
• Get seafood tomorrow
• See the Rothko exhibit at the MET?

Seducing answers

Each correct answer should count as 1 point on the lovebar. Answers that aren’t included as a bullet point or are marked with a ‘/’ don’t matter.

• Make an INVESTIGATION check
• Ooh, what a nice…staff you’ve got there
  Read as much as you want, then ‘End the Spell and Exit the Library’
• /
• Liquid Funk Lightning
• Are an animal lover
• Ceravir
• Spooky Spider!
• /
  Ask as much as you want, then ‘Nothing. Let’s get back to the game!’
• Are loyal to your friends!
• Nimiier
• Turned to Stone
• Depending on the character he turns into:
  • Dwarve: A bouquet of violets
  • Mage: Have a lovely nose
  • Cat: Wow, Sythis, you’re looking as stupid as always
• Yellow crystal (Vulcuzar #3)
• Have a favorite instrument!
• *Flute!*
• ‘The Red Rose of Spring’

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